Invest in Apple.
Apple, Amazon… Plenty of others to choose from that were considered joke stocks for some reason
Go see Jeff Buckley and tell him to stay away from the Mississippi River.
Start prepping for some strategic tech investments.
Butterfly effect, your investments changes the fate of the companies you invest in.
GOOD, i didn’t want those companies to succeed anyway
holy shit i’m going to make sure Apple stays dead forever :D
You may not be aware, by stopping Apple you are enabling Skynet
Win/win
In terms of the global economy I doubt any of us could raise enough capital to impact corporate strategy
Buy a cellphone. We already had them in the late 80’s.
Here’s your new Motorola StarTAC with 120 anytime minutes and double-sized battery. That’ll be $600. Do you want to pay with your Discover card?
Get my SNES or Gameboy and play some Zelda.
Fire up my PC and hit the dial up to check my email and BBS’s.
Also go outside to grab my paper to read the comics first.
Will you use Turbo mode?
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BBS’s
You can still do that, if you want.
- SDF (shameless plug) is still around
- Tildeverse, a loose association of pubnixes exists
- Gopher and Gemini (a protocol inspired by Gopher) have had some minor resurgence.
Boot up my dad’s computer and play some shareware off the magazine cover disk I got months ago.
Or go to the library I guess.
I was probably playing Cannon Fodder at that time on our computer.
d: cd games cd cannon (space)(space)(F3)I still like going to the library and reading real books
ahh sweet freedom
Figure out how to set up a stock trading account with ameritrade, or whatever the ad for the talking baby who bought stocks was for, and invest in today’s big companies. I’d invest like 10 bucks at a time, but keep doing it. Also? Buy some bitcoins.
Gonna have to wait a bit for those bitcoins.
Buy Apple stock.
Turn off the alarm clock
Super Nintendo
Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn’t picture this
50" inch screen, money green leather sofa
Play video games, that is of course if I am my current age, because I was -1 years old in 1995.
Use my current knowledge of memory-safe system languages to invent D before Walter Bright, but without the garbage collection.
Boot up my 486, call over my friends and play MK1
Alternatively make some new M:TG decks using my new Ice Age booster packs and head to the FLGS
