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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

Hmmm who could it possibly be?

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Hmmm who could it possibly be?

sh.itjust.works

bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    4 hours ago

    ITS THOSE DAMN MARS FAMILY AT IT AGAIN!!

  • Wilco@lemmy.zip
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    8 hours ago

    It is a mystery.

  • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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    9 hours ago

    To be fair it it could very easily be a contractor for Hershey’s, or a vendor that works on/sells their equipment.

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Bet it pays minimum wage

  • LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip
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    10 hours ago

    Clearly someone at the company has been betrayed hard enough to become a supervillain. They seek to destroy the company from the inside. The job is for hacking the chocolate making machines and committing arson.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      They want the OP to steal an Everlasting Gobstopper.

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    11 hours ago

    Maybe they’re planning to start making chocolate.

  • badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 hours ago

    Damn, I didn’t know anyone was hiring for industrial espionage! Never heard of that career path.

  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    12 hours ago

    Ew, Hershey chocolate is gross. It tastes like vomit. No wonder they’re hiring anonymously.

  • grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works
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    12 hours ago

    Hershey is going to start making chocolate??

    • makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml
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      11 hours ago

      I thought they only sold brown-colored sugar.

    • modifier@lemmy.ca
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      11 hours ago

      Their brown wax seems to be selling well enough. Not sure why they would change it up now.

      • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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        Too many people are sticking a wick in the ‘chocolate’ and getting some very long lasting candles and, like most big companies, they really didn’t like people getting any real value for money so they’ve dropped the wax.

        Obviously it’ll still taste like shit, just not waxy shit.

  • cdf12345@lemmy.zip
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    12 hours ago

    The Hershey ice cream company, which (this is real) is not associated with the famous chocolate maker

  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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    12 hours ago

    Wait do people seriously apply to mystery companies? I’d interpret this as the company knowing their reputation is bad.

    Tell you what, I’ll apply if you don’t need to see my name until I’m hired.

    • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social
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      12 hours ago

      It’s a legal thing in the EU. Neither side can see the others details.

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        9 hours ago

        I can understand not wanting discrimination on employees, but we really ought to be allowed to google businesses before spending our time applying. Some of them are blatant scams!

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      It’s not always because their reputation is bad. Sometimes they have a really bad employee that they want to replace, but who will definitely know if their job is posted. This happens a lot at the executive level.

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        11 hours ago

        And a lot of recruiting companies are afraid you’ll bypass them and go apply directly, thus cutting out the middle man and they’re not allowed to send out goons to break your kneecaps.

        • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          11 hours ago

          Yet

  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    You’ll be working for Slugworth

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 hours ago

    Just copy paste the job description to Google and it’ll likely end up to the original job posting. These recruiters are so lazy they don’t think anyone will ever get to their secret client lol.

    • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 hours ago

      This is the real LPT. Recruiters are so annoying to deal with. Avoid them if you can.

  • talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    It’s Hershey Ice Cream brand

  • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip
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    14 hours ago

    It’s definitely Willy Wonka’s American branch factory

    • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org
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      14 hours ago

      I was gonna say Slugworth haha getting that corporate espionage goin’

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