… … … Be back in ten minutes.
It’s been an hour
How’d it go?
They died from sudden spaghettinfection.
Many times we've been out drinking And many times we've shared our thoughts But did you ever, ever notice The kind of thoughts I got?Yes
Nooples.
How much butter could a butter churn churn if a butter churn could churn butter? I asked AI and it gave me this big long explanation that started with the history of butter churning and ended up with some facts about the traditional way of making yak butter which I did not even know was a thing but it is and that thing is butter.
Cooking dried carbohydrates such as pasta and rice generally depends more on temperature than moisture. You could use instant noodles but definitely not an egg or rice noodle.
In fact, Rice cooks above 100C meaning in order to slow or prevent the water from boiling away without cooking the rice you need to either add pressure or salt to increase the boil temp.
Dude. You can cook rice noodles in cold water.
I usually put large rice noodles to cold-ish water for about 45-60 min depending on the noodles.
So having a hot shower with rice vermicelli in your nipples will definitely cook them and in a matter of minutes.
Thanks I hate it.
*titatoni
Tittaroni putanesca
You can, and it kind of does. Back in my 20s, when my nipples were still pierced, I tried this when I was really drunk. Thank goodness, the pictures have been deleted.
So much for “thoughts I’ve never had before”
Well this is a thing.
The pictures have been deleted
Well, go on, spare no detail. Was this real Italian durum wheat? What kind of sauce?
If I had a nickel for every time someone thought of boiling pasta by showering with it piercing their nipple, I’d have two nickels-- which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Wait is this a Futurama reference
Nope, Phineas and Ferb
Please don’t post while drunk or otherwise intoxicated.
why would someone pierce their nipples? what does it do besides mutilating an erogenous zone?
Give you a place to hang tools while doing carpentry.
I want you to know that I glanced at your comment as I was closing the thread, and then felt compelled to reopen it so I could read it properly.
For individuals with inverted nipples, it may aid in form them, by the scar tissues.
And many do it exactly for sexual stimulation, personal affirmation or just aesthetics.
Why the emphasis on judgement? You don’t like it, just don’t do it. People have the right to dispose of their body as they see fit.
Maybe they were curious?
I’ll grant that but there is no need to judge others.
where did I judge? nothing I said was wrong
why would someone pierce their nipples?
This is genuine curiosity.
what does it do besides mutilating an erogenous zone?
The moment you assign a negative conotation, you are passing judgement.
Others have replied saying that having such piercings did not hamper their sensitivity or even increased it.
I mentioned it can even serve to correct inverted nipples.
I respect you do not see such practice in a favorable way but if you don’t like, just don’t do it. Nobody is advocating for it.
well, technically it fits the definition of mutilation
We’re not debating technicalities.
Some people pierce their buttholes. I cannot explain.
Please tell me this is made up. I still can’t get past the hygiene problems of nose piercings when you have a cold, to even imagine how awful this would be
Um Wikipedia has a picture.
Oh dear gods. I cannot imagine intentionally giving yourself an anal fistula
It’s stupid cute, and my nipples are still super sensitive so it’s hasn’t really been a detriment. Idk, I love mine, I’d pierce them again if I had to.
I think I would prefer a simple nipple piercing pasta portioner, cause I always have a hard time figuring out how much to cook.
100 grams per person is the standard I grew up with, now I do 75.
True. I think it depends if pasta is the main or just a side dish. But weighing spaghetti on a scale is pretty cumbersome.
I’m just imagining the infomercial of some guy knocking the plate off the scale and then spaghetti is all over the floor saying there’s got to be a better way and then another guy comes up, and rips off his shirt to reveal his spaghetti portoner nipple ring.
What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and several days later you find out that your entire life he had been sneaking in your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason just so you would fit in…
Bruh… Can I get whatever you’re on?
No, you should report on this.
Ehm
Well, it obviously wouldn’t boil, but if you left it in water long enough, it will rehydrate. I’m not certain that we actually do anything by “cooking” spaghetti other than rehydrating it.
Noodles are composed mostly of starches and heat causes gelatinization: which gives noodles their texture, taste, and holds them together. It also kills off any pathogens, which is a good things since it’s fairly common for raw flour to be contaminated with E. coli and Salmonella.
Cold water causes them to revert back to wet flour.
