Asking as a product tester, how do you use it?

  • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    It’s for when you’re choking. Compress the 2 pieces then insert in your mouth and let go. It will spring forward impacting the stuck food in your throat. If the piece that springs forward also gets stuck in your throat just grab another. Every household should have at least 2 of these, generally found in the bathroom where most people eat.

  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 months ago

    its for when you are really constipated, or just like that kinda thing

    the spring inside is for the extra umpf when it releases

    make sure you use the correct end though, my uncle will never use these again because of “the incident”

    nothing can prepare a young mind for seeing his uncle fist full up his ass screeming about the “cheap toilet paper roll holder” or something. But my dad told me later what he was doing with it…

  • beerclue@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    You would also need the wall-mount to properly test it. It’s a toilet paper holder, just in case people were wondering.

  • oo1@lemmings.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Rat pogo stick.

    Unfortunately rat consumers are notoriosly sensitive to the ‘not tested on animals’ logo, so is not as simple as attaching rat and observe.

    Standard practice is to tape a large potato to the top part and check it bounces properly.

    The datasheet should state the specific bounce characteristics to test against, but normally, it should bounce between 2o% and 40% of it’s length, when dropped from 40-50% of it’s length. I think the standard weight for the testing potato is 700 +/-20 grams. Again the datasheet might indicate a different range if it is specifically marketed towards a niche market like juveniles or the obese or something.

  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    2 months ago

    A spring loaded, reusable, tampon applicator.

    Seems like a good idea until you ask literally any woman.