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I love the ambiguity of what you’re supposed to throw in the river
I’m not a woman, but that will work on me.
What kind of cheese? That changes the outcome for me significantly.
A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.
Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you’ll receive in exchange.
And in case you’re wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.
Source: experimental investigation.
