I’m sorry but if you’d like to have an argument you’ll have to pay.
Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
Pretend it’s a seed
It’s a MINERAL, Marie.
Clearly its not a rock as it is too smooth to be from nature and has been polished by hand.
Have you ever seen a river bed?
Why would a river need a bed? Does it even get tired?
You discount the precise erosion of the rivers!
Now this is just Big River talks.
That’s not a rock. That’s a picture of a rock.
That’s not my dad, that’s a cell phone. Duh!
No, that’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock.
It’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock which you probably have observed with your eyes
I haven’t seen this particular rock with my own eyes.
Ce n’est pas un rocher
I was looking for this :)
To further the spirit of the topic:
picture: An individual painting, drawing, or other representation on a surface, of an object or objects; esp. such a representation as a work of art. (Now the prevailing sense.)
image: An optical appearance or counterpart of an object, such as is produced by rays of light either reflected as from a mirror, refracted as through a lens, or falling on a surface after passing through a small aperture. Such an appearance may also be a mere subjective impression on the sense of sight, as an after-image (q.v.), and the negative image or accidental image seen after looking intently at a bright-coloured object, and having a colour complementary to that of the object. An image produced by reflexion or refraction is called in Optics a real image when the rays from each point of the object actually meet at a point, a virtual image when they diverge as if from a point beyond the reflecting or refracting body.
Source: the interweb. Fight me.
I’m here to put the F back in Art
rock
Clearly a stone.
Failed again.
It’s an image.
Yep, seems like a static gif file. That’s pronounced as jiff in case anyone was wondering.
It’s clearly just binary code.
No u
Duh those are electrons.
More like quarks and other shit.
The “other shit” being mostly electrons and photons.
Smaller shit than that. If you’ve got quarks in the mix, we’re looking for muons and Higgs bosons and the like.
This is all just a collective hallucination
Right on, man.
Are you talking to me?
Or are you talking to yourself?
Or am I talking to myself?
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real
No that’s obviously a tiny boulder
Tiny boulders do not exist. you have obviously never seen a large boulder the size of a small boulder
Bite-sized mountain
You’re just like Hitler, blocked.
maybe a pebble. need banana for scale
The last exchange I read around the “banana for scale” thing was inconceivably contentious.
could even be a boulder
Macrosand
Is it? Could be a pebble. We don’t have a scale after all.
Did I hear an rock and stone?
Hey fuck you buddy
You’re awfully brave for someone who’s within rock range.
stone range
PEBBLE RANGE YOU RETARD!
Oh using the R word there mongoloid? Nice
I’m not your mongoloid, downy!
You can’t just toss around slurs like pebble!
You’re right, sorry. It’s an affordable grey egg.
YOU RETARD!
I’m not your buddy, Pal!
I’m not your pal, Guy!
I’m not your Guy, Champ!
Gray egg.
deleted by creator
*Græy
You’re out of your element, fleshoid.
Hey dude, fleshoid is not the preferred nomenclature, its meatbag.
I’m not your dude, buddy
Rocks aren’t real people!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It’s all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!
True. OP needs to do his own reading.
The Brotherhood of Stone has been at this for centuries making people believe in rocks. Its the most despicable, heinous, ludicrous conspiracy that has its claws reaching into everything, literally everything. I’ve been researching it for decades and I still haven’t found just how far the rabbit hole goes.
um…ROCK Hudson?? Dwayne Johnson?
Rocks are real people. That’s why they make great pets.
Rocks are not mere pets, do not be so arrogant to think of them as such. You might think of them as tools but you’d be wrong about that was well. We are the tools. We have been tools from the moment a human first picked up on of those profane things. A rock hungers for violence and murder yet lacks the capacity to perform such feats on its own. They use us, like Cain of old, to turn the grindstone wet with blood for goals beyond our understanding.
Rock N’ Roll will never die! 😎🤘🎸
My first thought was it being an incorrect first line and my brain went “and I’m getting stoned.”
"She got a rock,
And I’m gettin’ stoned"
But then had that very programmed feeling of you shouldn’t say that because you aren’t getting stoned and you don’t want people to think of you as getting up and getting stoned on a Saturday morning. Talk about being programmed to fear what other people think.
Anyways Eric Church has a couple songs I liked
You cannot just say this is a ROCK! What type of rock, is it igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic rock, then what rock is it, is it granite or norite. And what is the damn mineralogy, are there any feldspars or over identifiers
I will fucking murder you over this rock.
It’s mine.
🔫🧑🚀 step away.
It’s a stone, Luigi. You didn’t make it.
It’s a boulder, but just not quite as large as most boulders.
It’s a boulder the size of a small boulder
Heh, I think the line in the news article was something like, “a small boulder the size of a large boulder”. I’m inclined to blame the editor rather than the reporter.
It’s not JUST a boulder! It’s a rock! A BIG, BEAUTIFUL, OL ROOOCK. Oh the pioneers used to ride these babies for MILES! And it’s in great shape!
